Some will say I am a very punny guy. Of course, most folks wouldn't dare say such a thing. But in an effort to get more people into that camp, I am bringing you some really punny stuff.
This first set comes from my memory of when I used to be in AOL chat rooms - do they still have those? Anyway, we used to think of iconic phrases or names and do a switcheroo with the word "spam". This was done as a tribute to the mystery meat of all mystery meats. Oh, oh...I just thought of a pun: What did the butcher say to the whole cow that arrived at his shop? Nice to meat you. Get it? Meat you, instead of meet you. Meat you. He's a butcher. He said meat you. Oh my Gawd, I crack myself up!
Okay, so here we go:
10. Duck! It's a drive by spamming!
9. Introducing: Spammy Davis Junior!
8. Just for the spam of it.
7. Here's spam in your eye.
6. It's all fun & games until someone loses a spam.
5. I'm so hungry I could eat a spam.
4. Let's run it up the spam pole to see if any one salutes.
3. Even a blind pig will find a spam sometimes.
2. It's so hot outside that I could fry a spam on the sidewalk.
1. All we are sayyyyinnnnng, is give spam a chaaaance!
Which brings me to one of my favorite things to do in mixed company. No, not that! I like to sing the lyric "All we are sayyyyinnnnng, is give peace a chaaaance!" But I change the word peace to whatever suits my fancy. One of my favorites:
All we are sayyyyinnnnng, is give crack a chaaaance!
All we are sayyyyinnnnng, is give necrophilia a chaaaance!
All we are sayyyyinnnnng, is give sex with your cousin a chaaaance!
And another head turner I just discovered while blogging at work: Go up to a bunch of your coworkers and say: "...and how do you spell necrophilia?".
Okay, I think I'm done now. I hope this posting was enjoyable for you as it was me. Oh, and if you want to leave a comment with some more spam phrases, be my guest!
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29 comments:
OH.MY.SPAM!
You are soooo weird - but in a good way!
The spam...you can't handle the spam!
Spammy is as spammy does.
I got nuthin' but wanted to leave a comment. Guess I'm not punny...
at least you're the warning, right?
(just kidding)
oooh say can you spaaaaam! by the dawns early light........
Hilda - Thank you from the bottom of my spam
Matt - You spam it like it is.
Maria - That's a great line from Gump; my favorite is "Spam Forest, Spam!
Chris - If you spam in yourself then anything is possible
Sari - What the spam?
SVN - That was very spamiotic of you.
OK Troyboy - you've had your *pun*.
Now, don't do this again until sometime in 2009 - 'kay? Good!
:)
yeah, your pretty "punny" you should probably be put in a "punitentary"
and be "punished"
BBC, I am not saying that your summary is wrong, it's just quite limited.
So is yours. I wasn't picking on her, just stating what I saw based on what little I had seen.
I'm always open to changing my mind based on new observations, or sticking hard to what I know as the truth.
All I said was that I don't care if she is a gay as long as she is not a screwed up gay.
May the spam be with you.
OK, well, I'm confused!
It's rainin' Spam, hallelujah!
What the Spam is BBC spamming about? Oh well, if at first you don't spam, spam spam again!
I thoroughly enjoyed this post. After I read each one, I kept saying oh, that's a good pun (instead of good one - at least I'm trying) ;-)
I love a good pun, too!!!
Well, BBC certainly sounds like he is splitting spams with you.
Do you feel spammy punk? Well, do you?
or
Do you feel luck spam? Well, do you?
Oh, and when the spam are you gonna blog again?
Yeah.. where the spam are you!?
spamming himself in the bathroom no doubt.
Hilda - Not until 2009?!?! Well, I guess what they say could be true: Good things come to those who spam.
SWN - That's quite stern of you. Just remember what they say: Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw spam.
BBC - Um, your referencing a comment I left on Maria's blog and thusly you are confusing the spam out of everyone here.
Eva - And also with you; in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy....wait for it....Spam. I am so going to hell.
Hilda - And the news would be?
Patti - Sing it sister! Personally, I can't spam my way out of a paper bag.
Matt - BBC is entitled to his own point of spam, as confusing as it might be.
Michael C - Groan. And I know that a groan from is like the pot calling the kettle spam. But groan none the less.
Tracy - To each his spam.
Matt - Those are great spam quotes.
Tracy - Like you've never gotten to spammy to blog daily! :-)
Erick - That wasn't very spam of you.
P.S. I can't sing a note.
Thanks :)
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