...new parents and veteran parents
Scenario: Baby eating at the table and their barely eaten food falls off the table onto the floor and the family dog heads over in that direction
New Parent: Well, at least we don't have to clean it up. Enjoy, Fido.
Veteran Parent: (thinking of the expense of the meal or the time it took to prepare, says to the other parent) Quick honey, before the dog gets to it. Be sure to brush it off really well.
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Oh I could think of a million of these. LOL.
Oh, this was good....
once, i was babysitting for some friends who had four children. their youngest daughter fell and scraped her knee which promptly began bleeding. in a panic i called her mother, who simply asked if me whether there were gouts of blood, i replied no, she then asked if there was any danger of the little girl catching fire, puzzled, i replied no.
the phone went dead.
i got the message
Tracy - Tell me about it. No, really...go over to your blog and post about it RIGHT NOW! :-)
Maria - Thanks.
Marty - My boss has something she calls the popsicle test for injuries sustained by her kids. She asks them if a popsicle will make them better. If they say "yes", she knows that they're not seriously hurt.
Ya know, I just re-read this post and it came out entirely different:
I now wonder if "baby eating at the table" is any different than eating anything else while at the table.
Me write english good, huh?
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